Moderna finally admitted that their precious vaccine is totally useless against the mutant Delta variant, so even the faithfully and fully vaxxed can expect a “breakthrough” case of the crud. Not just that old-fart killing COVID-19, but the new and improved Indian version, which makes everyone miserable.
Planet conquering variant
Liberal Democrats are totally confused. After their TV has been telling them that anyone who refuses the vaccine is out to kill them, they just found out that the shots they got won’t do them a single bit of good anyway. Even if every one of those vaccine deniers caved in and got the shots, it still wouldn’t do any good because it’s a whole new Andromeda Strain out there now.
Like at the end of the movie, when the new variant started eating rubber instead of killing people. Who knows? 10,000 years from now all the humans may be extinct and the cockroaches will be running the show, but all that pesky plastic will have disappeared too.
Thanks to the “highly contagious delta variant,” Moderna announced Thursday, there will be “an increase in breakthrough infections among the fully vaccinated.”
They expect a big spike “as people begin moving indoors after the summer.” The new convention is to name the mutant virus strain cousins after Greek letters, so people don’t get upset with foreigners. Delta originated in India for those who like to keep track anyway.
Moderna swears up and down that their modern “two-dose vaccine remains ‘durable’ six months after the second shot.” It just doesn’t work on this season’s most popular variant. The company produced a Hollywood worthy slide show to go with their second-quarter earnings report for people who can’t read.
The images, charts, graphs and dancing girls all distract from the fine print disclaimer saying, “immunity against the coronavirus will continue to wane and eventually diminish vaccine efficacy.”
Still better than the competition
Moderna’s vaccine might not work but it still works better than their closest competitors they brag. Their vaccine is 93% effective against a virus that isn’t going around a full “six months after the second dose.
By comparison, Pfizer and BioNTech said their vaccine efficacy declined to around 84% after six months.” Against that same non-going-around virus. The variant that IS going around laughs at all three vaccines, while breeding in your bloodstream and getting ready to infect all your relatives. Who knows what Epsilon could get up to?
Everyone who got the shot needs to be shot again, they claim. By the time you get the dose 3 booster to cover Delta, it will be gone and another mutation making the rounds.
Even so, the TV says “given this intersection, we believe dose 3 booster will likely be necessary prior to the winter season.” Currently, “the delta variant continues to spread in more than 100 countries, including the United States.”
Here in the U.S., anxious liberals are freaking out over the rise of the Delta variant, “which may cause more severe disease than the original coronavirus.” Some actually have resorted to going out and scamming a second dose, “which is not yet recommended by the CDC.”
In San Francisco, where they have been experimenting with drugs on the street since the 1960’s, “health officials said they are allowing patients who received Johnson & Johnson’s vaccine to get a second shot produced by either Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna.”
