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San Francisco
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Woman Decapitated With Sword in Broad Daylight
Jose Solano Landaeta used a sword to chop the head off the woman he was in a relationship…
Major City Hit With String of Pipe Bomb EXPLOSIONS
Police are investigating a string of related bomb explosions in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, California. Other…
Woman Decapitated With Sword in Broad Daylight
Jose Solano Landaeta used a sword to chop the head off the woman he was in a relationship…
Neighborhood Merchants Threaten Lax Liberal City
Angry merchants in Nancy Pelosi’s home district of San Francisco are planning to take some drastic action. They’re…
China Has Stealthy New Way to Nuke San Francisco
China has a nifty new nuclear powered torpedo. Xi Jinping is rumored to have ordered Nancy Pelosi’s name…
Residents Want That Noise to Go Away – City Agrees
Angry residents can rest assured that the noise really will go away, someday. It’s going to take about…
Breaking: Pelosi’s Meddling Forces Taiwan to Brace For Invasion
The almost independent nation of Taiwan is “preparing for war” because Nancy Pelosi can’t keep her meddling nose…
China Has Stealthy New Way to Nuke San Francisco
China has a nifty new nuclear powered torpedo. Xi Jinping is rumored to have ordered Nancy Pelosi’s name…
Voters Demand Law and Order – Progressives Distressed
The voters have spoken and they demand law and order. Imperial Leader Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. took to…
Infant Formula ‘Crisis’ Can’t Just Flip a Switch
Mothers from coast-to-coast are going frantic, trying to find formula to feed their hungry infants. According to the…