Fully armed Antifa associates provided high-profile “security” for the “kid-friendly” drag brunch in Roanoke, Texas, last weekend. The state’s branch of the Democrat Party doesn’t want to talk about it but knew they had to say something.
Antifa needed for protection
They weren’t happy to see Antifa waving guns around children but sometimes you need to make exceptions.
“We have no association of any kind with groups or individuals who create intimidating, threatening, or violent environments — especially around our children, and we condemn acts of violence and intimidation of any kind,” Texas Democratic Party spokesperson Ike Hajinazarian grudgingly admitted. Then, took it back.
“That said, extremist Republicans like Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz bear the weight of creating an atmosphere where LGBT-related events have become lightning rods for violence and magnets for extremists of all ideological stripes.” What extremism? Take your kid to a straight strip show and you go to jail.
Antifa is obviously not considered extreme, either. “This latest flashpoint is the obvious consequence of constantly demonizing queer and LGBT Texans for political points.”
“Their absurd, endless culture wars — which they shamelessly use just to gin up their far-right base — have begun translating to real-world violence, and it needs to stop before more people are hurt or killed.” Meanwhile, liberals were the ones waving guns around.
Now we know what that “Antifa FULLY Armed” completed assignment part of the Dark Brandon meme was all about. In case you missed it, the Imperial Palace tried to do some damage control on the “let’s go Brandon” fiasco by rebranding Joe as a sort of vampire who shoots laser beams from his eyes.
The whole world in his hands
One of the new and officially endorsed images depicts Joe in his shades with a “to do list” of items behind him. Looking down, he sees the entire world in his hands as reflected in his signature aviators.
“SHINZO ABE NEUTRALIZED (he’s been killed); GAS PRICES NEUTRALIZED; COVID-19 NEUTRALIZED; ANTIFA FULLY ARMED; ROEVWADE2 COMING SOON.”
Joe stands in the way of the rest but GLOBO HO… COMING SOON is probably “Global homogenization, a descriptive term for globalization.” We’re still left in the dark on what Joe’s minions mean by “COMMU… COMING SOON” and “MAND… COMING SOON.”
Antifa ensured that around 20 children were psychologically abused at the event held at the Anderson Distillery & Grill, where “drag queens performed and collected dollar bills.”
Meanwhile, “about 30 black-clad, masked members of Antifa were reportedly staked out around the distillery and at the nearby parking garage during the show.” They claim the “group showed up to counter protest another group that was protesting the sexualization of Texas children.”
As Joe made crystal clear on TV, Thursday night, deplorable Donald Trump supporters across America better watch out because he’s aiming those laser eyes of his on them.