Just when everyone had totally forgotten former RINO Speaker of the House John Boehner, he got all liquored up while taping his audiobook and let loose with a profanity laden tirade. He even told one nationalist patriot senator to “go f-ck yourself.” That’s one really classy move but it will sell some books.
Retired RINO goes off the reservation
Retired House Speaker and certified RINO John Boehner has been hiding in his Ohio basement with an IV drip from the Paul Mason box. Now that his beloved globalist faction has seized control of government, he felt free to speak what’s really been on his mind. In vino veritas the Romans say, in wine, there is truth.
Boehner got just a little too relaxed and verbally went off the reservation.
His bank accounts are running low without all the congressional kickbacks coming in these days, so Boehner decided to sell his memoirs.
Actually writing things down is way too much work for a retired RINO so he poured himself “a glass of something nice” and settled back to dictate his words for posterity. He really hates Senator Ted Cruz.
Editors at the publishing house were shocked at what they heard. So shocked, they immediately leaked it far and wide. Suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, Boehner veered off script to blurt out, “Oh, and Ted Cruz, go fu-k yourself.”
Axios cited “two unnamed sources familiar with the session.” They couldn’t get the names because the insiders couldn’t stop laughing, not so much about what the RINO said but the way he said it.
Poured myself a glass of something nice to read my audiobook. You can blame the wine for the expletives. #OnTheHouse #13Apr2021 pic.twitter.com/5uN709ipOs
— John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) February 25, 2021
Boehner shrugs it off
Blame the drugs, Boehner declares on social media. The RINO is still allowed to have a Twitter account because he doesn’t say anything controversially conservative. “You can blame the wine for the expletives,” Boehner tweeted.
Explaining the back story to what the world already was gasping at, he admitted taping “On The House: A Washington Memoir” while intoxicated. On social media he posted “a photo of him behind a microphone holding a glass of red wine.”
“Poured myself a glass of something nice to read my audiobook. You can blame the wine for the expletives.” Axios wasn’t allowed to give any details about what prompted Boehner to drop the f-bomb but the incident came right after the press made a big deal about the timing of the Senator’s Cancun Vacation.
How was he supposed to know when he booked the trip that the weather at home would be awful. Democrats make it seem like Cruz is personally responsible for keeping everyone’s lights on. The fact Boehner was triggered by it proves he’s a RINO.
There’s never been any love lost between the RINO House Speaker and the patriotic Senator. Boehner once called Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” He may not be a natural born citizen but he isn’t that bad. Boehner is simply a racist when it comes to political color.
“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life,” he said of Senator Cruz.
