Joe Biden is furious about all the leaks. It seems the Russians know more about what he’s doing than he does. That’s why he had three of his top honchos dragged into the oval office last week, one at at time, for a personal butt chewing. Its already been leaked.
Biden on a rampage
Last week, after Joe Biden and his minions “denied providing direct intelligence to Ukrainians,” helping them target Russian generals, His Wisdom “spoke separately with Defense Secretary Austin, CIA Director Burns and Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines.”
Its not “helpful for information to become public” he reminded the officials responsible for keeping our secrets safe.
The Russians are not supposed to know that we told Ukraine which high ranking generals were where, Biden raged.
The leaks had to be plugged now, “an official” leaked, while stressing “that the leaks regarding such information must stop.” This is the last time, really, he swears.
NBC was the first to spread the news that leaks are out of fashion moving forward. Biden officials have been way too “candid about intelligence sharing with Ukrainians.” The spooks claim in their defense that “there is a line in what is shared with them.”
Yes, they have fed Ukraine some intelligence “to help the Ukrainians defend their country,” the National Security Council admitted, without saying what it was.
Walking a fine line
Fine lines aren’t something that Joe Biden likes to talk about, considering his son Hunter’s cocaine addiction, but the imperial palace has been walking one. They’re doing a tightrope act playing fast and loose with “the intelligence it shares with Ukraine.”
There is supposed to be a “ban on providing precision targeting intelligence for senior Russian leaders by name.” Hey, you know that guy with the stars on his shoulder that normally hangs out with a certain tank battalion? Rumors say he’s drinking with his buddies at the Капучино in Popasna but you didn’t hear it from me.
Moscow knows how to read between the lines and Putin is not happy with Joe Biden. He’s also rumored to be ill enough to try to take the whole world out with him. If he can’t have it, nobody else can either.
He has to hang on to his desk for dear life to keep his arm from twitching and he carries his nuclear football around like a good luck charm. His generals are supposedly saying they’ll ignore nuclear orders but there are fewer generals every day to make that judgement call.
We also didn’t tell the Ukrainians everything they needed to know to score a direct hit on the Russian flagship Moskva, sending it and probably a couple of nukes to the bottom of the Black Sea. The Ukrainians won’t admit sinking it and the Russians don’t admit it was hit with missiles.
So, Joe Biden gets away with it for now. The high value target spontaneously blew itself up when it’s ammunition stock caught fire is the official story and the Kremlin is sticking to it.
