Hillary Clinton fights like the Black Knight. For those too young to remember Monty Python and the Holy Grail, he refuses to accept defeat, ever. Not even when it’s obvious to everyone else, especially his opponent. Watching the hopeful presidential has-been flatly denying reality on Meet the Press was almost as amusing as the classic performance by John Cleese.
Tis’ but a scratch, Hillary proclaims
When the Federal Election Commission symbolically whacked her arm off with a fine, Hillary hardly noticed. After all, nobody in the globalist controlled press would dare to asking her a question about it. Tis’ but a scratch she shrugged.
When she showed up on “Meet the Press” all she had to talk about was what an “excellent” job Imperial Leader Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is doing.
Democrats are the ones who need to get out there and fight, Hillary coaches from the sidelines. Democrats need to get with the program. She’s not happy with the “hand-wringing” she’s been hearing.
Having both arms sliced off by Republicans is no call for “an excessive display of concern or distress.” She thinks “that the performance with respect to Ukraine has been excellent.”
Hillary Clinton can’t understand why Democrats aren’t screaming that from the rooftops. C’mon ya pansy. “And one of the smartest things that has been done was releasing classified intelligence to prevent the false flag kind of operations that [Vladimir] Putin was counting on.”
Ahead of the dismally projected mid-terms, “there is a lot of good accomplishments to be putting up on the board.” Like the illegal immigrant invasion. Biden’s been right on track with that.
Just a flesh wound
Democrats, Hillary insists, “are on the correct side of reality.” Her reality as seen through those weird blue glasses that make her seem like her own body double. Even with both legs cut off at the thigh, she’s still in there biting and snarling. It offends her to see fellow socialists giving in to Republicans so easily.
“I always thought the best politics is doing the best job you can do, and there are a lot that Democrats can talk about in the upcoming midterms. I’m aware that midterms are always difficult for the party in power, but we’ve got to start there and do a better job of telling it.”
Meanwhile Jim Jordan looks at Nancy Pelosi and asks, “what’re ya gonna do, bleed on me?” Hillary has an answer to that. Just pretend Republicans are on drugs.
“I would add that in Republican Party politics, you have an even greater disconnect. Unfortunately, most of that party has now gone to the extreme and are saying and doing things that have no basis in reality.” Things about Hunter Biden and his laptop.
The black knight always triumphs, even with both legs off. “Democrats in office and out need to be doing a better job of making the case, and, frankly, standing up to the other side with their craziness and their calls for impunity and nuttiness that we hear coming from them.”
Okay, we’ll call it a draw, Hillary concludes. “I don’t think the average American, frankly, wants to be governed by people who live in a totally different reality.” Let’s Go Brandon!
