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San Francisco
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Major City Hit With String of Pipe Bomb EXPLOSIONS
Police are investigating a string of related bomb explosions in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, California. Other…
Neighborhood Merchants Threaten Lax Liberal City
Angry merchants in Nancy Pelosi’s home district of San Francisco are planning to take some drastic action. They’re…
China Has Stealthy New Way to Nuke San Francisco
China has a nifty new nuclear powered torpedo. Xi Jinping is rumored to have ordered Nancy Pelosi’s name…
Vigilante Residents Take Matters Into Their Own Hands
Vigilant residents of San Francisco, California have commenced to carrying around baseball bats for protection. Taser sales are…
Woman Decapitated with Sword in PUBLIC
Jose Solano Landaeta used a sword to chop the head off the woman he was in a relationship…
Residents Want That Noise to Go Away – City Agrees
Angry residents can rest assured that the noise really will go away, someday. It’s going to take about…
China Has Stealthy New Way to Nuke San Francisco
China has a nifty new nuclear powered torpedo. Xi Jinping is rumored to have ordered Nancy Pelosi’s name…
Neighborhood Merchants Threaten Lax Liberal City
Angry merchants in Nancy Pelosi’s home district of San Francisco are planning to take some drastic action. They’re…
New State Law KIDNAPS Children From Their Parents
Parents across America are outraged at the way Gavin Newsom declared laws in every other state meaningless. He…
Major City Hit With String of Pipe Bomb EXPLOSIONS
Police are investigating a string of related bomb explosions in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, California. Other…