Breaking: Michelle Obama’s Past Comes to Light

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Michelle Obama is not the person she portrays herself to her adoringly progressive fans. Neither is Barry, it turns out. A writer with actual credibility went deep sea fishing into the controversy over that bulge in her pants. Joel Gilbert found a really interesting document at the DMV, too. It was a shocker. Too bad it turned out to be a typo. Even so, he learned other shocking things to tell you about.

Michelle can’t avoid the question

Over at American Thinker, they aren’t they types to swallow every conspiracy theory that gets dragged past them hook line and sinker, just because the lure is Michelle Obama.

They sniff the bait really carefully. Then use it to drag the unsuspecting angler into the water instead. Hollywood film director Joel Gilbert has a new film coming out with a book to back it up. That means he’s making the promotion rounds. He really does have something to promote.

As covered in Michelle Obama 2024: Her Real Life Story and Plan for Power, there is one question that everyone keeps asking him. Is she “a dude?” In one form or another the question is “everywhere.” There are even photos swirling around allegedly showing where she forgot to cover her “man parts.

In his research, he explains, after pointing out that the media sure didn’t bother to do any, “I find myself having to deal with this rumor as well as those about Barack’s sexual orientation.

Joan Rivers didn’t help things. She died with suspicious timing after making a an offhand remark on camera. When quizzed by TMZ if “the U.S. would ever elect a gay president,” she floored everyone by replying, “we already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny. A trans-gen-der. We all know.

As part of his investigation, Gilbert paid a visit to the Illinois DMV. “I found proof in official documents that Michelle Obama registered to vote as a man in 1994. I also have official proof that, after 14 years of voting as a man, Michelle Obama changed her sex in 2008 from male to female.” But wait, there’s more. He did his due diligence and there was no sex change operation in 2008. She “was born female. Her voter registration as a male was likely a clerical error of some sort made when Michelle completed her 1994 voter registration form. She must have only noticed it in 2008 and corrected it appropriately.” Barry, he says, “well that’s a story for another day.

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Female but not Black

The real story, Joel Gilbert clarifies, at least the one on Michelle, is that she was no “poor little girl from the South Side who was held back in life because of her race.” That’s the image the Democrat party has been careful to craft for her.

It’s all meant to cover up her extensive “White privilege.” Her real identity issue, Gilbert emphasizes, “is not her gender—trust me, readers—it is that she is more White than she is Black. In fact, Michelle’s upbringing and lifelong aspiration to whiteness is her greatest vulnerability.

Barack Obama even admitted Michelle reminded him of his White grandmother. He said she had a “Leave it to Beaver Midwest White upbringing” and a “stereotypical White family from Ozzie and Harriet.” She confirmed that on her own book tour.

Her fans were shocked to learn “that she grew up playing with Malibu Barbie, had an Easy-Bake oven, watched the Brady Bunch every day after school.” No! they screamed at the TV when she mentioned “Mary Tyler Moore was my idol.

She didn’t fit in well with the Black kids. She was terrified to leave the house, “afraid of her Black neighbors who had threatened to ‘kick my butt‘ for acting White.” Michelle got into a fistfight when one bully called her an “Oreo.” She admits, “My entire life people are telling me that I talk like a White girl.” There’s a good reason for that.

Michelle’s parents and grandparents insisted she use proper English. And, she avoided inner city Blacks from her earliest childhood by going to exclusive schools and then marrying a biracial man raised in a White household. She had no natural occasion to absorb urban dialect.” Meanwhile, Barry probably wouldn’t mind much if she was packing more in her pants.

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