When CNN prints the story, Democrats know, that’s the time to panic. A “top legal analyst at CNN” pushed the button to alarm the progressive populace that “Hunter Biden could be indicted.” Uh, oh. It’s over the federal investigation into his “foreign business dealings.”
Democrats really disappointed
The pending charges aren’t the type of thing that Democrats can ignore and expect to go away, as usual. “This is a very real, very substantial investigation of potentially serious federal crimes,” Elie Honig said Wednesday morning, in front of TV cameras tilted to the left by the organization many call the Clinton News Network.
“We are seeing federal prosecutors in Delaware do exactly what you would expect to see federal prosecutors do in this situation.” She’s horrified.
The investigation Honig warns Democrats, appears to be “gaining steam.” For years, the whole world has known about Hunter’s “history of drug use.” Well, who doesn’t use drugs?
Up until now they’ve been able to downplay the “relationships in the international business world” as nothing but deplorable delusions. Hunter may have survived former President Trump’s relentless attacks but this time it’s different.
Democrats are still reeling from the kick in the face that came from The Washington Post last week. Their 3,000-word investigative report verifies all the nasty details of Hunter Biden’s business dealings in China. Among other things. Like ones involving Malia Obama and an [alleged] pile of cocaine.
Now, the Ministry of Justice “is reportedly continuing to look into potential illegal lobbying allegations.” They’re digging into “a consulting firm tied to Ukrainian energy company Burisma, on whose board Hunter Biden once sat.” That would be Rosemont Seneca. “There is a realistic chance this could result in federal charges,” Honig sobs to CNN audiences everywhere. Charges which could lead to Joe Biden and his brother too. Who knows who else?
Unprecedented political territory
Federal charges against the son of an alleged president is a huge deal. It’s not a new concept to the lawyers but it does push the Democrats into “unprecedented political territory.” There’s a real chance an embarrassingly nasty situation could come up.
A “situation of having potentially the Department of Justice prosecuting and trying to imprison the son of the [alleged] president.” So far, the spin doctors have been insisting that Hunter cleaned up his act and started a new career as an artist. His paintings are selling for a fortune but they have nothing to do with gaining access to the “big guy” or anything.
Trump isn’t above asking the other side for any information they might have on Hunter’s shenanigans. Democrats were bent out of shape back in 2020 when he asked Volodymyr Zelensky for any intel he had on Hunter.
He infuriated them again the other day by asking the Kremlin to pass along any paperwork they might have. He really wants to know why the wife of Moscow’s mayor gave Hunter Biden a big pile of cash. You can buy a lot of blow with $3.5 million.
It’s interesting to note that for the article about the CNN meltdown, “The Hill has removed its comment section.”
It’s not censorship, “as there are many other forums for readers to participate in the conversation.” Go blow it out your a$$ on Facebook, they add. Democrats get upset reading negative comments they can’t think of anything funny to say back to.
