What comes around goes around. Big name liberals just got formally sanctioned by Russia. On Tuesday, Propaganda Minister Jen Psaki had a message for the Kremlin. As reported by DailyMail, the official palace spokesunit declared Russia “bungled the imposition of sanctions on President Joe Biden.” Ha! she said. Putin’s sanctions “would make no difference to U.S. officials who didn’t have Russian bank accounts anyway.”
Sanctioned American Celebrities
As Psaki stood up for the guy who signs her paycheck, his son Hunter Biden, also sanctioned, is scrambling to review the unofficial family holdings. Joe’s anxiously looking over his shoulder at the spreadsheets because he’s still owed his cut of the take. Hillary Clinton saw her name on the sanctions list and grabbed a Geiger counter.
She needs to track the crumbs which fell between the seat cushions from her Uranium One holdings. She’s rumored to be making frantic calls to the Clinton Family Trust.
Freaked out Kremlin spokesperson, Sergei Lavrov, acts like his morning bowl of corn flakes was sprinkled with angel dust. Vladimir Putin’s “meth addicted attack squirrel” couldn’t wait to announce the “stop list” of people they sanctioned “in retaliation for the growing economic blockade on its economy.”
Psaki also personally made the list. Since she doesn’t own a yacht she’s not real worried about it. She laughed it all off with word games.
“I would first note that President Biden is a ‘junior‘ so they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace.” She also pointed out that none of those listed “are planning tourist trips to Russia and none of us have bank accounts that we won’t be able to access, so we will forge ahead.”
In other words, the accounts are in other names. Hillary Clinton shrugged it off. She’s thinking of suing Vlad for “actual malice.” In one of her flippant tweets she noted “I want to thank the Russian Academy for this Lifetime Achievement Award.” Word around the campfire is that she has her own personal stash of Novichok.
Hit back at blockade
To show Biden and his amigos that two can play his game, Lavrov sanctioned Joe, “Secretary of State Antony Blinken, CIA director Bill Burns and a string of senior U.S. officials.” That’s retaliation for Washington’s “fresh sanctions on President Alexander Lukashenko, Moscow’s ally in Belarus, and 11 key Russian defense officials.”
Conservatives say the whole thing could have been avoided long ago if NATO offered to blast Russian forces back to Moscow with airstrikes if they tried to get cute.
Biden “and 12 other U.S. figures – including Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin” are forbidden to set foot in Russia. Lavrov insists he sanctioned the right people to make his point.
He also claims he had no choice. His decision was “an inevitable consequence of the extremely Russophobic course taken by the current US Administration, which, in a desperate attempt to maintain American hegemony, has relied, discarding all decency, on the frontal constricting of Russia.”
Lavrov is the same guy who claims Russia didn’t invade Ukraine and they didn’t blow up a maternity hospital either. Russia’s Parliament was behind the decision and agree that those sanctioned will feel the wrath of Mother Russia.
They want to see “the return of historic settlements in Alaska and California.” We the People might compromise and let them have California. As long as they build one of those nifty iron curtain style walls they’re so famous for around it.
