America’s alleged official administrator-in-chief, Joe Biden, announced just how clueless he is about what’s going on inside Vladimir Putin’s head. He isn’t even real sure about what’s going on inside his own. Even though he hasn’t any solid information, Joe’s “skeptical” that Vlad will pull back from Kyiv. His handlers are “still working to fully understand the Russian military’s next moves.”
Biden a little skeptical
The press crew grudgingly let Joe Biden go in front of the cameras without a net, on Thursday, just long enough to read the cue-cards. The official story on Putin, he announced, is that there is “no clear evidence that he’s pulling all of his forces out of Kyiv.” On the other hand, there is lots of evidence “that he is beefing up his troops down in the Donbas area.”
That matters because it’s the slice of Ukraine he really wanted to carve off in the first place. The next U.S. administration might just take a few pointers from Vlad and “liberate” the Mexican Riviera from the Sinaloa cartel.
Putin seems to be digging in and consolidating the region he previously recognized as “independent” states. “Depending on your view of Putin. I’m a little skeptical,” Biden proclaimed.
Officially, the Russian Defense Ministry claimed on Tuesday, March 29, the Kremlin decided to “drastically reduce hostilities” in the Kyiv and Chernigov “directions.” Russian Deputy Defense Minister Alexander Fomin gets credit for saying that, in case it turns out to be lies later.
Before Biden was prepped for the press, one American defense official leaked to reporters that “Russian forces have continued to focus their strikes on Ukraine in four areas, including the capital city.”
According to Pentagon spin doctor John Kirby, a “small number” of Russian troops are “beginning to reposition.” While that could be a good thing, “it’s not exactly clear” where the troops are going. The satellites haven’t given any “indication that they’re going to be sent home.”
The best guess
The best guess that the whole alphabet of U.S. intelligence agencies can come up with is an assumption that “Russian troops will probably reposition into Belarus to be refit and resupplied.”
After that, they can be easily recycled into battle “elsewhere in Ukraine.” That’s what they told Joe Biden and they’re hoping he can remember it for a while.
Some good news is coming in that Russian troops are backing away from Chernobyl. They didn’t like the idea of glowing in the dark and some of them might want to have kids some day. Those troops are “leaving to the north to go back again towards Belarus,” Kirby believes.
The New World Order handlers are clamping down hard on any speculation that Biden might give Putin a jingle on the hotline. As related by communications director Kate Bedingfield, rumored to be circling in for departing Jen Psaki, a talk between those two “would require serious de-escalation by Russians in Ukraine.”
They really don’t want Putin to make a fool of Biden on TV the way Xi Jinping did recently. Joe wanted to talk about Ukraine and Xi kept reminding him that there was nothing to talk about until Joe kept his end of the bargains they paid Hunter for.
Xi Jinping didn’t care nearly as much about Russia invading Ukraine as Antony Blinken trying to seduce Taiwan away from the Pooh Bear’s control.
