President Donald Trump declared all out war on the anarchists and unleashed federal justice. The president had enough of the lawlessness in the corrupt Democrat city of Portland, Oregon, so he deployed federal law enforcement officers to do the job that the local cops refuse to do. The heads of liberal city and state leaders are exploding in anger.
Real justice for a change
Camouflage clad feds without any patches or insignia stormed Portland, reports alleged on Thursday. Unlike the National Guard who haven’t been allowed to do anything productive, the federal law enforcement officers are rounding up criminals and dispensing some real justice for a change. Even the ones who are American citizens. Progressives are totally freaking out. “It’s like stop and frisk meets Guantanamo Bay,” attorney Juan Chavez complains.
Liberal Oregon Public Broadcasting is appalled that “federal law enforcement officers have been using unmarked vehicles to drive around downtown Portland and detain protesters since at least July 14.” Justice isn’t supposed to work that well. Unlike the police who abandon their precinct stations to be used as clubhouses for local gangsters, “Personal accounts and multiple videos posted online show the officers driving up to people, detaining individuals with no explanation of why they are being arrested, and driving off.” Police just shouldn’t be that efficient. How can criminals make an honest living?
One innocent anarchist, unlucky enough to get suddenly snatched off the street, was terrified. Mark Pettibone wasn’t charged with any crimes but his head’s still spinning from the blinding speed of federal justice. “I am basically tossed into the van and I had my beanie pulled over my face so I couldn’t see and they held my hands over my head.” He had no idea where they whisked him off to but it turned out to be a federal courthouse. “Only there was he read his Miranda rights,” OPB whines. “After he asked for a lawyer, he was released.”
Kidnapping people off the streets
Liberals are freaked out when justice is actually administered. It blows their minds that federal officers are allowed to act on nothing but the evidence of their own eyes. Just because an officer witnesses a potentially illegal act is no reason to arrest anyone. “It sounds more like abduction. It sounds like they’re kidnapping people off the streets.” If there’s no evidence of a crime, they go right back on the street. Just like Pettibone.
Liberals are especially confused because the feds are using an Obama era regulation to get away with providing justice instead of a revolving door. On the face of it, lawyers for the anarchists complain, “what these federal officers are doing is illegal and unconstitutional.” They can’t do anything about it though. “The 2011 National Defense Authorization Act, signed by Barack Obama… legalized the detention of Americans suspected of being terrorists.” Guess what. Antifa and their offshoots have recently been declared “terrorists.”
Acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf issued as statement on Thursday from Portland. “The city of Portland has been under siege for 47 straight days by a violent mob while local political leaders refuse to restore order to protect their city. Each night, lawless anarchists destroy and desecrate property, including the federal courthouse, and attack the brave law enforcement officers protecting it.” That’s why the Department of Justice stepped in to do something about it.
Waiting for the boogie boys
It didn’t have to get to this. “This siege can end if state and local officials decide to take appropriate action instead of refusing to enforce the law.” The Governor nearly had an aneurysm at the thought of honest justice. “I told Acting Secretary Wolf that the federal government should remove all federal officers from our streets. His response showed me he is on a mission to provoke confrontation for political purposes. He is putting both Oregonians and local law enforcement officers in harm’s way.”
The Antifa types are particularly terrified by the undercover Justice Department raids. They’re just waiting for the Boogaloo boys to become unreasonable enough to start ripping the igloo patches off their camo gear, stashing the Hawaiian shirts, and getting really dirty – anarchist versus anarchist. “The deployment of unidentified federal officers is particularly dangerous in a situation like that in Portland and elsewhere in America, because it could easily lead to right-wing militias’ impersonating legal authorities and kidnapping citizens.” It’s time to boogie woogie.
One of Obama’s CIA spooks doesn’t like it. It probably endangers some of his own running black ops. “All it takes is one of these similar-kitted out militiamen groups to start grabbing folks off the street as well, but then having their way with them, for there to be huge, possibly violent push-back for these tactics.” Federal troops were used less formally to dispense justice in the recent battle of Lafayette Square Park. While the President was invited to inspect his bunker under the White House and rubber bullets whizzed across the street through clouds of tear gas, “the Trump administration used unidentified federal officers to patrol Washington.”